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Being born a Bammer is not just sad but...You inherite a unique case of mental illness,as well.The denial and delusional thinking run extremely deep. The delusions of grandeur are passed down each generation and it gets worse as time moves on because ,obviously,if you have been "taught" that you are a fan of Bammer ball then you have also been taught that you have more championships than you really have and that Bear Bryant's balls have been bronzed and ring the bells on Campus in Tuscaloser.Bama parents actually brainwash their kids into making false claims just to make their football team look better.Think about that...Yes-some are delusional but most bammers do know the truth but teach their kids to claim something they never earned-just so they can be superior to others in that one particular area of life.But Wait!!!It does not end there... The state of Alabama does not have the best test scores,the state of Alabama gets a bad rep in the media constantly because-let's face it-we ARE ass backwards...So these " once neutral" residents of Alabama, whom have never been into a college classroom have attached themselves to something they can be proud of, with our State's name on it...- Alabama football.The kids are taught from the get-go that they are superior to others because they are Alabama football fans and they have won some Championships over the last 120 years. These rednecks have been told all of their lives that they are inferior to a State like Connecticut; when it comes to intelligence,corruption,test scores among our children and teachers,etc.... Deep down in his / her mind , the typical mullet headed,teeth deprived,obnoxious bammer feels extremely inferior from the start, because they see it on the news hear it on the radio all of their lives-the typical Bama fan has it re-enforced every day of their lives that they are stupid rednecks. Bammers are told from the start that Alabama is a low ranked State in many areas of importance. I guarantee you that 60% of Alabama fans never even finished high school and 80% never made it to a college campus.Auburn fans ,for the most part were raised Auburn fans because their parents went to Auburn or they went to Auburn....When you go to a home game at Bryant-Denny it's like every carnival worker and white trash redneck in the USA has come to watch the game.It is their ONLY source of pride and they can't even beat the college down the road,Auburn,at their own home stadium! I'm thinking of going back to School and majoring in Iron-Bowl Related Mental Issues, Problems and related Behavior.It really is a very sick part of our culture in the State.
There is a dark,dark side to this rivalry. If I dug deep enough into the typical fan's mind I would find some bat-shit crazy on both sides.The phenomenon of the evolution of the typical bammer fan,however,would heavily outweigh any other findings.I'd find Auburn fans like me-that hate Alabama a little more than they should....We don't create Championships out of thin air to make us look better.We went to Auburn-we already look good!But the meat of the story would be focused naturally,on the Bammers' collective conscience.After all-without their 14 so called National Championships they are all just residents of the State of Alabama.These redneck bammers love Alabama football.Auburn fans love Auburn.Simple as that.Auburn folks don't need to embellish anything as we just sit back and watch our beloved kids play football,while the wheels turn and turn over at Alabama.
Be prepared for the inevitable meltdown when Saban's recruiting tactics backfire on him.It is so obvious and there is actually a group of former assistants and associates that are getting together with an author to write a book on Saban's cheating.
I just watched an episode of South Park which made me realize it IS very important to vote.Even if the only nominees are a Giant Douche bag or a Turd Sandwich.LOL... Where have all the good candidates gone.Why can a candidate not rise to the top and get this country back in it's place in this world-as a huge that at least can bring us all together instead of dividing us more and more.Right now-I do not believe it is Obama's fault.It's Congress that is to blame..and the folk who hold congress in their pockets-mainly money grubbing Corporations...
We all know most politicians did not get to a high level in the USA gov't without some type of shady crap....If good ,honest people some way could run for office and all band together for the best interest of this country, that would be a really good start-lobbyists should be banned all together..Just a thought-I'm trying to decide if I'm going to vote for the turd sandwich or the Douche bag-I'll probably write in a person I believe can lead this country.I want to feel safe and I want a good world for my daughter.I want a safe world.The atrocities going on around this world are extreme alarming.Human trafficking?Catholic Priests?not all of them,FYI.We have our own problems but we must stop being so selfish and compromise on many issues.China is about to kick our ass-and I would not be surprised if some war begins soon.We as human beings have fucked up everything.We could have lived perfectly in harmony on what God or the big bang or let's just say earth gave us.I believe that God had something to do with it,myself-I am sure he's pissed at what we have done to our planet.There is so much evil in this world -it's very scary.I really wish everyone would all just do unto others as they would have others do unto them.We have not followed the Golden Rule.That's a fact
I'm seriously not into politics because it's so much of a waste of time to try and talk others into your own opinion-it does not work.All these posts about negativity towards Obama just make people mad.Not at Obama though-at the poster of the articles.We all know the spin is in each article and only idiots believe this 99% of this crap.
The last three or four Presidents and Congress(especially congress) have fucked this country up.We need an actual leader-and I believe that Obama has done well considering what he inherited and also considering that the Republicans are way too arrogant and greedy to work with him because they know if they don't cooperate then his ideas will never pass and he might not be re-elected.Maybe we should give the democrats a chance to lead the country for four years and then give the republicans a chance.All our leaders do is bicker and think only of themselves and their being re-elected.
Our entire system is seeming to fail...I know 5 friends from my class at the Montgomery Academy who could get together and fix this mess.They are that smart-all honest and all reasonable people.I wish they would get into politics because I know a few that have what it takes to fix us.
Enough of my rambling.I hate politics. And folks-please stop your posting on FB because it will not make a difference.At all. start a different page where people can subscribe if they want to hear your shit.don't throw it on us every damn day.
Barry Wilson,Jr.
