The Great Delusion and Denial of the Bammer Brain.A glimpse inside the Bammer Mind.

Being born a Bammer is not just sad but...You inherite a unique case of mental illness,as well.The denial and delusional thinking run extremely deep. The delusions of grandeur are passed down each generation and it gets worse as time moves on because ,obviously,if you have been "taught" that you are a fan of Bammer ball then you have also been taught that you have more championships than you really have and that Bear Bryant's balls have been bronzed and ring the bells on Campus in Tuscaloser.Bama parents actually brainwash their kids into making false claims just to make their football team look better.Think about that...Yes-some are delusional but most bammers do know the truth but teach their kids to claim something they never earned-just so they can be superior to others in that one particular area of life.But Wait!!!It does not end there... The state of Alabama does not have the best test scores,the state of Alabama gets a bad rep in the media constantly because-let's face it-we ARE ass backwards...So these " once neutral" residents of Alabama, whom have never been into a college classroom have attached themselves to something they can be proud of, with our State's name on it...- Alabama football.The kids are taught from the get-go that they are superior to others because they are Alabama football fans and they have won some Championships over the last 120 years. These rednecks have been told all of their lives that they are inferior to a State like Connecticut; when it comes to intelligence,corruption,te​st scores among our children and teachers,etc.... Deep down in his / her mind , the typical mullet headed,teeth deprived,obnoxious bammer feels extremely inferior from the start, because they see it on the news hear it on the radio all of their lives-the typical Bama fan has it re-enforced every day of their lives that they are stupid rednecks. Bammers are told from the start that Alabama is a low ranked State in many areas of importance. I guarantee you that 60% of Alabama fans never even finished high school and 80% never made it to a college campus.Auburn fans ,for the most part were raised Auburn fans because their parents went to Auburn or they went to Auburn....When you go to a home game at Bryant-Denny it's like every carnival worker and white trash redneck in the USA has come to watch the game.It is their ONLY source of pride and they can't even beat the college down the road,Auburn,at their own home stadium! I'm thinking of going back to School and majoring in Iron-Bowl Related Mental Issues, Problems and related Behavior.It really is a very sick part of our culture in the State.

There is a dark,dark side to this rivalry. If I dug deep enough into the typical fan's mind I would find some bat-shit crazy on both sides.The phenomenon of the evolution of the typical bammer fan,however,would heavily outweigh any other findings.I'd find Auburn fans like me-that hate Alabama a little more than they should....We don't create Championships out of thin air to make us look better.We went to Auburn-we already look good!But the meat of the story would be focused naturally,on the Bammers' collective conscience.After all-without their 14 so called National Championships they are all just residents of the State of Alabama.These redneck bammers love Alabama football.Auburn fans love Auburn.Simple as that.Auburn folks don't need to embellish anything as we just sit back and watch our beloved kids play football,while the wheels turn and turn over at Alabama.

Be prepared for the inevitable meltdown when Saban's recruiting tactics backfire on him.It is so obvious and there is actually a group of former assistants and associates that are getting together with an author to write a book on Saban's cheating.